What the new phone

Um I was going to blog this weekend, but instead....I got a bad ass new phone!! I drained the battery 4 times in one weekend so I didn't have time to blog. Well I had time but you know. Anyway lots to update...my phone is boss, I am still awesome, new crowd, more nephews, trip to the Philippines and Hawaii, NEW PHONE, and constant stomach aches. Yeah I really need to blog. Hmmmmm we'll see how that goes.

Soap. Save the Soap.

So the other day I woke up to a note from my mom. "Kimmy, please don't use so much dish soap. You only need to use a little. You used half the container and it's brand new. Thanks baby. Love mom." .... Okay I do use a lot of soap. Ya know why? I hate using the dishwasher. Dishwashers suck and don't clean thoroughly. Everyone knows what I am talking about. They always leave water spots. They don't get all the crap off. They are useless machines. My mom raised me and the hoe train sisters to hand wash everything. Which I prefer since it cleans it better. I could have both sinks full of dishes, and still clean them all by hand. It's just what I do:) So in my defense, I use the soap cause it's necessary to use that much. That's the way you raised me mommy. Although I guess I could probably learn to rationalize the soap. The end.

Diet + Exercise = Normalcy

Diet and exercise. Those two words make most people in the world cringe at the very thought. I mean who wants to watch what they eat? Count their calories? Go to the gym everyday? Sweat like a mofo? Uhhh MEEEEE!!! You may find this hard to believe, but I absolutely love dieting and exercising. I like feeling refreshed after a meal, instead of feeling like shiiiii. I don't even consider it dieting anymore. It's just my normal everyday way of life now. No bread, no sugar, no fried foods. It's all good. The gym has become a place of peace for me. I love a great workout. Lifting weights. Crazy Cardio. I love waking up in the morning and being sore from a workout. It's a feel good hurt. It's also nice to continue to lose weight. So far this year I have lost 17 lbs. I'm still super chubby, but I'm working on it. I gotta be swimsuit and/or nude beach ready by September. Philippines and Hawaii here I come!!! Jealous? That's the plan. Anyway, with my new lifestyle I have learned a lot of self control. Control being I don't want to get my ass kicked by my crazy trainer sister Melanie. Man she can be feisty. She's also part of the reason why I am slimming down. Basically she is Jillian from the Biggest Loser. Only prettier and Asian. It's just I report to her almost everyday about what I am eating. I ask her about a million questions everyday about food. Without fail she responds. She's on a pretty intense diet as well so she gets me. Hers is way more intense seeing how she is training for her body building shows (Come show her love on May 8th and 15th, contact me for more details:) My eating habits have changed immensely. It's a good thing though. I haven't had fast food for..I don't even know how long. I don't want that crap anymore. I don't crave it. It was a hard bridge to get over, but I did it. Working out has become the biggest part of my day. I get to the gym at least 6 times a week. I can't believe that I am at that point where if I miss a day of working out, I feel a loss. Like I can't describe how that feels. Moral of the story I have become a gym rat on a healthy eating regimen who physically feels freaking great all the time! I love the gym. So should you.

Thanks good sir....

Ya know usually I would be writing about how someone pissed me off, or about someone or somthing that I want to make fun of, but this is actually about someone who made my day. Ya know whenever I go out in public, the same story recurs. (Ps I had to Google the spelling of recurs) The story always goes as follows...I'm happy, I go somewhere, but it doesn't matter where I am or what I am doing, there is always that one person to ruin my entire day. Whether it's cutting me off while driving, giving me the glare, or just flat out being an annoying idiot. The day can be shot to hell at any moment. You all know what I am talking about and have most likely been in the same situations. People suck. End of story. Well that's what I thought:) On Saturday, me and my two buds were out and about, ya know rollerblading around sports authority (probably pissing people off, wow I just realized this goes both ways.....) We went to the mall, and then to Whole Foods to grab some salads for dinner. Well after that we all we're making our way to watch the Jazz game. I decided to stop and get a drink at the local gas station. I walk into there owning the place as usual, fill up my fountain drink, and then walk to the cashier. Now when I turned around after getting my delightful Coke Zero, I could see him eyeing me. Which is okay, being checked out is a great feeling. So I put the Coke on the counter, the cashier looks at me and says, "Is this everything?" I say, "Yes." Then out of nowhere he says..."You're hott, this ones on me." OMG ARE YOU KIDDING?!?! I then proceeded to giggle like a child and say thank you. He wasn't a bad looking guy. He had red hair and was smoking outside when I pulled in so I mean that's a double red flag. But it was very flattering and I am still stoked that happened. Me being In shock I just peaced out and went on my way. What I should have done was turned back around and said, "Wait, so does that mean you want to fill up my tank."

My pulse is normal

Okay you can stop wondering where I have been. I am alive and well. First off can I just tell you how fast this year is going. I mean come on, we are nearing the middle of freaking April. That is crazy. It feels like just yesterday was the first day of 2010. Insane. It's sort of great though for 3 reasons..ONE, it means that my birthday has passed. Yes if you didn't wish me a Happy Birrrrfday on March 7th, you are a bad friend! No joke. I take it seriously. SECOND, it means that my trip to the Philippines SLASH Hawaii is getting close. That's right people, in 151 days my mother is taking me and my sis Melba to the Philippines to show us around her old stomping grounds. Then we figure we might as well stop off and chill in Hawaii!! It's gonna be awesome. So many brown people. So many Asians. I'm gonna fit it just nicely. OH WAIT..I am whiter than powdered sugar. Don't worry though, I will be getting a few sessions of spray tan before I get on that plane. Save myself the embarrassment. Although regardless of what shade of brown I will be, we still look half white and the eyes will be following us..not just for our Ravishing looks. YES. I said Ravishing. I didn't see why not. THIRDLY..Christmas once again is on the rise. Santa baby woot woot. Now for all you Christmas haters out there, I don't care if it's not for 261 days. I don't care if you don't want to be reminded of when it is. I don't care if you are gloomy gus who only thinks of spending money and not the feeling of Christmas. It's my favorite time of the year and I will continue to be very vocal about it. Christmas time makes me happy. End of story. So basically I have a lot to look forward to this year. There are little things here and there that I could probably go on and on about but I probably should be getting back to work. I'm on the clock. My bad:) Don't worry though, I have plenty to write about so you will be hearing from me again. Peace and love peeps!!