Saturday, November 15, 2008

It wasn't suppose to end like this....

So all jokes aside, my life is shattered right now. Torn to pieces. Ripped to shreds. Thrown through the grinder. Why you ask? Well, let’s just say it’s 4 o’clock in the morning and I am wide awake due to recent events. What is the worst thing that can happen to someone? For me it is losing something that I cannot live without. Without it, my life is not the same. My heart is aching and I don’t know how I will recover. Listen to what I am saying….”My Cellular Device Has Gone Astray.” Missing, Gone, Lost, STOLEN? So help me. My phone is what connects me to the outside world. I cannot go anywhere without it. Call me crazy but not having my phone makes me want to lash out irrationally. I don’t know what happened. Why is this happening to me? I loved EnV. She was beautiful. Always came through for me. Hardly any dropped calls, amazing photos, and great ring tones. Oh my gosh I just realized all my ring tones are goneL. The pain is tremendous. And what about all the numbers? Do you know how many new people I have met in the last year or so? Gone forever. Horrible. Funny that last night was actually a great night too. Me and the gang just got out of another amazing showing of Mamma Mia. Love that movie. Then we decided to go the store to get ice cream and eat it while we were enjoying an awesome episode of the hills. Everything was just dandy. Then I realized what had happened and I about lost it. I tore my purse apart, searched the car. Could not find it and started to panic. Luckily I have the greatest friends a girl could ask for. So Coco, Adi, and I went on a recovery mission immediately. We went to the theatre and luckily they were still open. I tried to stay calm but it didn’t help that the guy that was helping us at the CRAP movie theatre was throwing retarded jokes my way. Like duh your dumb. Dude was pissing me off I had to walk away. Unsuccessful. Then we headed over to our neighborhood grocer Harmon’s but it was closed. Adi went up to the closed door, managed to pry the first set of doors open (my props go out to you Adders for the semi breaking and entering) No luck though with the second set of doors. Unsuccessful. I’m guessing someone stole it. That is the only logical explanation to what is going on. I mean it was a pretty adorable electronic. So I hope that the creep that picked up my phone is enjoying themselves right now. I will find you. Maybe, Maybe not. So help me I will hurt you. I know people. So how does this story end. Well, I now have to resort to using my old crappy phone that I got almost 6 years ago when I was 18 years of age. The buttons stick and it’s falling apart. It won’t charge unless I actually hold it to the charger. Ahhhhh my life. I cannot wait till March 20th, 2009. That day I will be able to purchase a new phone. Blackberry Storm you are mine. Drama Drama Drama. And No it’s not just a phone!!!!!!! We had great times. I miss you. And from the words of Cocoum Rampton…. R.I.P. Miss EnV. R.I.P.

6 comments:

The Hendricks Family said...

As your big sister I am telling you this with LOVE!!! Get over it! JK I know how you are with your electronic devices! Insane! You seriously crack me up. I could laugh at my Kimmy all day! Will you cheer up though before you come over to my house for dinner? Love you!

Diane and Colby Dimond said...

Best day of my life. I found all three lance sisters blogs all today. now i'm going to sleep. But i'm first going to add you to my blog buds list. hey-yo. What a frickin dork.

Coco said...

The guy at the movie theater! gooooooo. I wanted to punch him in the throat.

DEE said...

Probably one of the worst things ever.

Jon leaves his phone at the movies EVERY time we go. It seriously pisses me off.

Nerissa said...

When i originally read this post I thought, you know, that's really rough. I totally feel her pain....

However recent events have made me all that more sypathetic. My cell phone was stolen a couple nights before thanksgiving. A beautiful, on month old, RED LG shine.... it was lovely...... and now it's gone. :(

Amber said...

I'm sorry, that's horrible. My snowboard got stolen out of my car last year (although I didn't realize it till like a month after it happened) and I was DEVASTATED. Losing your phone is worse though. You know what my dad used to do when I lost things and he had to replace it? He would hang it on a string and make me wear it around my neck--apparently it made it impossible for me to lose it again. Maybe you should hang your next phone around your neck... LOL j/k... btw the most profound statement in this post is that you watch the HILLS. Hoooray!!!