Saturday, February 7, 2009

It could happen to you

Why is it that no matter where you are or what you are doing, there are always lame, idiotic people that can ruin everything. Last night me and my gal pal Jen Jen Jen went to go and watch a movie. We were so excited to see this new movie. He’s Just Not That Into You. It was really great. I loved everything about it. Funny. Dramatic. Perfect chick flick. We had a fun time watching it too. Oh wait…..how could I have enjoyed it fully. There were other people involved. There was a lady one person over to the right, clapping at every damn thing. David Beckham behind me kicking the crap out of my chair. Slippery hands to the back right kept dropping the same empty water bottle creating this annoying noise that irked me to the core. Oh and must we discuss the relief society that was having enrichment night in the middle section of the movie theatre. Seriously shut the crapola up. Your in a freak’n movie. Have a little respect. This is a huge pet peeve of mine. As a self declared movie expert, critic, GENIUS. I don’t take movie going very lightly. Who doesn’t love to go and chill out in a theatre waiting to see a new flick. I know I love it. If you don’t, then your not a friend of mine. And YES I did just judge you. Don’t worry that this is not the first time a movie has been ruined by morons. Example A: New Years Eve. Junior Year. We were watching Kate & Leopold (excellent movie by the way) as soon as the clock turned midnight, at a very soft, sentimental part of the movie, some jack ass yelled, “Happy New Year.” Are you kidding me. Save it for someone not enjoying a nice show. That was 7 years ago and I am still pist. Moral of the story is this. You go to a movie to actually watch the movie and not converse during the show.. At all. No kicking anyones seats, please no clapping, and if you are done with your drink, don’t play with it. Set it down. It’s called common sense people!!!

5 comments:

brad and steph said...

i'm so glad that you were on the internet earlier than me this morning. that being said, you freaking crack me up! but its so dang true! i hate stupid people in the movie theaters! on my first date with brad these stupid 10 year olds kept getting up and down like 10 times and had to crawl over us. we squirt them with a squirt gun (because we were playing that gotcha game at the time) and well, long story short we almost got in a fight with some people over it. it was lame.

Chelsee said...

You are so right! I remember that New Year's eve. I liked that show.

Jen and Grant said...

That's funny to me that you were annoyed with all those annoying ladies chatting it up the whole movie. They were bugging me also, but I didn't say anything. By the end of the movie I forgot about them. And the laughing at sentimental parts? Seriously. I had fun on our little date though.

Dorothy said...

Baby Sista...Your are the light of my crazy world. At least you don't call people on. Matrix...opening night the idiots sitting behind us saying this is so not real. Are you F%$&@*& kidding me of course its not real. Needless to say I turned around told them to shut the hell up or I was going to drag them outside. When the A hole boyfriend got involved Tony stood up and gave him a glare, lets just say they didn't mutter a word the rest of the movie. And what abotu Twilight. Arghhh!

Moni & Paul said...

hahahhhahahahahaha u are so genius, stop blogging i pee my pants every time